The other day I was standing in line to buy some pastry. When my turn came I ordered sandwiches, pastry, water, yogurt, coffee, sugar... and the list didn't seem to end... A gentleman behind me, seeing this, bursted out at a certain point: "You really eat alot, ma'am!" This instantaneously reminded me of that joke about the young lady and the drunkard in a supermarket: a young lady was cueing in a supermarket and when her turn came she lay out on the counter a cabbage, a jar of diet yogurt, a loaf of whole weat bread, a pack of napkins and a book. The drunkard standing right behind her exclaimed, while staggering, whith a wiff of booze coming from his mouth: "You must be living alone miss!" With an obvious blush all over her face, the young lady answered: "Why, yes, but... but how can you tell?" And the drunkard goes: "Because YOU'RE UGLY!!!!"
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